yellow pages là gì - Nghĩa của từ yellow pages

yellow pages có nghĩa là

A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.

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I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.

yellow pages có nghĩa là

The most accurate and most logical religious text I personally have ever read in my life. I mean who could not believe after reading the story of Jesus and Mohammed fighting aliens on 1-922-9344 on St. John's BBQ joint. It even preaches the negative consequences on adultery at 1-900-TITS-N-ASS. It is generally read by crack addicts. Because only people under such a mind stimulating substance could appreciate the truth. The satanic equivalent to this book would be Microsoft Bing.

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I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.

yellow pages có nghĩa là

The most accurate and most logical religious text I personally have ever read in my life. I mean who could not believe after reading the story of Jesus and Mohammed fighting aliens on 1-922-9344 on St. John's BBQ joint. It even preaches the negative consequences on adultery at 1-900-TITS-N-ASS. It is generally read by crack addicts. Because only people under such a mind stimulating substance could appreciate the truth. The satanic equivalent to this book would be Microsoft Bing.

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I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages. The most accurate and most logical religious text I personally have ever read in my life. I mean who could not believe after reading the story of Jesus and Mohammed fighting aliens on 1-922-9344 on St. John's BBQ joint. It even preaches the negative consequences on adultery at 1-900-TITS-N-ASS. It is generally read by crack addicts. Because only people under such a mind stimulating substance could appreciate the truth. The satanic equivalent to this book would be Microsoft Bing. The Yellow Pages changed my life as a person. It taught me how to love and how to live.

yellow pages có nghĩa là

The act of rolling and smoking a marijuana cigarette, or joint, in a page from the phone book. Frequently the only option if one is unable to get rolling papers.

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I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.

yellow pages có nghĩa là

The most accurate and most logical religious text I personally have ever read in my life. I mean who could not believe after reading the story of Jesus and Mohammed fighting aliens on 1-922-9344 on St. John's BBQ joint. It even preaches the negative consequences on adultery at 1-900-TITS-N-ASS. It is generally read by crack addicts. Because only people under such a mind stimulating substance could appreciate the truth. The satanic equivalent to this book would be Microsoft Bing. The Yellow Pages changed my life as a person. It taught me how to love and how to live. The act of rolling and smoking a marijuana cigarette, or joint, in a page from the phone book. Frequently the only option if one is unable to get rolling papers.

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Justin: Holy fuck, do you guys even remember what we did last night?
Dave: Nah, I remember yellow paging the shit out of some of that white widow Joe had and the rest of the night's just a blur.
Joe: Alright guys, why the fuck is there a tiger in the bathroom? When a woman has a vagina that is so saggy that it resembles worn out yellow pages from a public telephone booth. She was hot, but when I went down on her, I thought I was in a phone booth, lookin at the yellow pages. 1] Big book which has many uses

2] your history coursework after you've "accidently" pissed on it. 1] Uses of the yellow pages;

yellow pages có nghĩa là

Finding dominatrixes

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Making short/dumpy girls easier to kiss

yellow pages có nghĩa là

Destroying your enemies
Fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies
Và nhiều nhiều hơn nữa

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yellow pages có nghĩa là

Jack: "OH! SHIT! I just pissed on my History coursework! just look at these yellow pages!"

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The act of fingering a female. From the Verizon Yellow Page phonebook slogan, let your fingers do the walking. See also James Earl Jones. That girl was such as tease, she made me stop after yellow paging her. A telephone directory with the slogan "let your fingers do the walking"

yellow pages có nghĩa là

Yellow paged is the act of laying back to back with a partner and intimately interlocking bum cheeks and fart so it sounds like a phone book slapping shut. If 2 male partners are having a go then they can add the excitment of slapping balls together giving a book flapping noise to.

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Taken litteraly it is to poke or finger bang a vagina.

yellow pages có nghĩa là

"Bro so did you yellow page her last night?"

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"Yeah i let my fingers do the walking"